Chapter 8

 I began my day by teaching Damian to talk. He picked it up very quickly. He's a fast learner.

 Then I had to do some boring chores. We really need a maid. Or better yet, a butler.

 I decided to have some fun on the waterslide. But then Jack came home from work and told me he had got a promotion so I congratulated him.

 I was about to work on my new book when I found out I was pregnant. Again?!

I got to work on my new book. I named it Subtle Satin Sheets. A pretty lame title, I know. But for some reason people like it.

Chapter 7

 I decided to visit an old friend of mine, Christopher Steel.

 He's very friendly, and didn't mind me visiting.

 We decided to have a tour of the theatre. We had a little...fun on the tour.

 When I came back home, I was going to take Damian for a stroll but he was having fun with his toy sent from his second cousin Elvira.

I woke up in the middle of the night and threw up. I hope I'm not pregnant again.

Chapter 6

 I decided to go and visit my childhood BFF (Author: BFF? Really?). Her name is Kierra Jane Hughes, but she prefers to be called Kierra Jane.

 And this is her house. It's amazing, I know.

 Soon we were joking around like old times. It was great seeing her again.

 I had to leave because it was Damian's birthday. I couldn't believe it had come up so fast.

 Jack celebrated with us.

Damian turned out to be a gorgeous toddler. I think he looks like a mixture of me and Jack. 

 I took Damian for a stroll to end the day.

He liked it. I think.

Chapter 5

 Having a baby is sooo hard. They always want something! Whether it's having a bottle...

 ..Or having their diaper changed!

Luckily Jack is always there to help me.

Chapter 4

 I had gotten very big. The baby must come soon!

 Sure enough, I went into labour while working on my writing. Not the best puddle to clean up.

 I went to the hospital because it was my first baby.

 Jack arrived just in time.

 I came out with a beautiful baby boy. Welcome, Damian Penny!

Isn't he gorgeous?

Chapter 3

 I was getting bigger and bigger. It felt like only yesterday I found out I was pregnant!

 I got to work on my new book, a sci-fi novel.

 Jack had the day off, so he could do the chores for me.

A copy of my new book arrived, and Jack got straight down to reading! Aww.

Chapter 2

 Jack began to work out because his military job requires athletic skill. I was busy writing.

 But then we decided to have some...fun.

 I felt a bit sick later that night.

 I soon found out why. I had been given maternity leave because I was pregnant!

 I had to do the chores around the house. Like throwing away the newspaper.

And paying the bills.